If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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