can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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