So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Randomize
