I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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