guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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