This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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