do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
My bed is full of blood and feathers
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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