It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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