Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I just gift wrapped bread.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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