I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
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