Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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