And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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