She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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