Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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