i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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