He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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