Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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