he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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