Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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