the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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