Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
home. puking in laundry basket.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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