You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
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