ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
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