I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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