Grow some girl-balls and come out already
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
im holly from the hills drunk
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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