...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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