her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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