You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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