i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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