SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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