what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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