I'm really into asian looking animals
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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