My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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