so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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