Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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