Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
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