if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
