people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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