it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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