Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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