Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
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