I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
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