just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
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