I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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