dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
My bed smells like the plague
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
tell me about the eggs
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