Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
There r osticjed everywhere
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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