I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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