Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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