It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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