I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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