i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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