pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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