we're blogging at a bar
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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