found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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