I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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